uhh, hell yea man, hm, oh fuck yeah

when im not at home, beating my shit to death

I'm listening to the Madd Rapper's album

This is Ken Kaniff, and i'm still mad as hell...fuck you)



(Eminem)

I'm crazy with this razor with this razor im crazy

with this crazor im razy, razor crazed im crazy!

(ok im unloaded!) GO BEAT JAY Z!

(tell them im the ghostwrite form) ON DRE"S BEAT!

ran in the ladies room naked in a blanket

at the banquet and started to spank it

came in the bank with a tank, fired a blank

at the clerk & handcuffed her ankles at the

safe and thanked her, but i didnt take nothin

every bullet came from the same gun

just from different angles, cuz i was pickin strange places to aim from

(MR: man, i bet u 50 bucks u wont jump out the window shady)

pay me



(Madd Rapper)

psych, no way fucked up in the head

shot my girl and my sister cuz i cought 'um in bed

im a crazy mothafucka might shoot me a fed

or i just might start a fist fight instead

see as far as the dough go

i go loco, see me pumpin gas at your local saloco

stuck off the hydro mixed with cocoa

jump turn signs, then run from po po



Chorus 2x

Life stinks, we dont give a fuck son, we crazy

Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy

Fuck wild ho's a bust slugs, we crazy

Madd rapper is crazy, slim shady is CRAZY!



(Madd rapper)

yo yo, i wish id been aborted

my pockets got a shortage

everything i wanna floss i cant afford it

im tryin to sell a ? my pops tryin to snort it

my daughter's babysitter is about to be deported

im mad cuz i still stand in line for clubs

mad cuz my rottweiler still shits on the rugs (GOD DAMNIT SPIKE!)

feelin kinda crazy now, i just might flip out

slim shady gave me shroomz and i might trip out, like...

fuck that slim keep that for yourself

you a crazy white dude and u need some help



(Eminem)

I got a beautiful wife, kids and a gorgeous home

what would make jump in the tub with a cordless phone

im straight viscious i hit u with plates & dishes

leave u 8 stitches, what im gay cuz i hate bitches?

slut, dont be nice to me, ive had it with girls

and id still be mad at the world, even if it apoligized to me

youre hearin the last thoughts of a man about to blow his fuckin brains out

fall back with a blood stained blouse on top of his spouse

spread out on a blood stained couch

in front of his kids that he just killed in the same house

im sicker than Boy George picturin Michael Jackson

in a little boys drawer shoppin at toy stores

shady said it shady mean it

i stayed admitted, ill throw a stroller at u, with a baby in it

go ahead pull the plug, think i wont smack you

i just dropped a fuckin pill mom, dont vaccuum!



Chorus 2x