Well you can have a Coke and a smile

but I need a little more to make me happy

More than NutraSweet

I haven't driven a Ford lately or been all I can be

But it drives me crazy

And if it's true that I can have it my way

I'll have it with a little love

I'm strong enough for a man but I'm made for a woman

And I'm built Ford tough but I can't take this, can't you see?

I raise my hand but you're not sure, you wash and go, you wash and go

Won't the Pizza Hut come on and deliver me

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They say it's new and improved

but I don't believe they know what I'm thinking of

They say you can get up to fifty percent more free

but that still can't buy me love

You've got the right one baby, I'm the real thing (uh-huh)

Four out of five dentists said you should be mine

I wanna be a Pepper, I wanna be like Mike (I do, I do!)

I'll take a licking but I'll still give you the time

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