Said to myself, I'm the man I got a pocket full of money

Certs in my mouth in case my breath gets kinda funky

I saw this hottie staring right at me

She kinda looks like that chick that did that video with Tommy Lee

Oh man is she coming over? I gotta...

Get this show on the road yea yea yea

She said "Where have I seen you before

And if you didn't like that one well I got about 20 more

I need a mack diggedy daddy, ta take me out in his caddy

And we can kick it till the briggedy briggedy break a dawn"

I said "It sounds like fun, but I ain't widdit"

"But if you're a good boy I just might let you uhh-ummm"

"Hold my hand because I ain't about the wham bam thank you ma'am

I hope ya understand that..."



I don't want Britney tonight

And Salma, yea she's alright

And I've seen Buffy and she don't slay me

Cause baby you're just the type

I'll stay up and talk to all night

Would you be the star in my storybook life

My storybook life



I drove her home and she was feeling kinda frisky

I told her nighty night and then she asked if she could kiss me

She said, "Don't you wanna spend the night".

And then she bit me on the ear I felt like I was in a Tyson fight

Oh God she's losin' control now...So I said...

I just want someone to hold, yea yea yea



Mariah, she ain't for me

That brunette on V.I.P.

She don't hold a candle to you

Cause baby you're just the type

I'll stay up and talk to all night

Would you be the star in my storybook life



Baby you're just the type

I can talk to all night

Be the star in my storybook life



Sabrina, Felicity

Meg Ryan, I won't lose sleep

You can keep your Halle Berry

Cause baby you're just the type

For this show "Mrs. Right"

You can be the star in my storybook life

In my storybook life

This is my storybook life