Why's everybody actin funny?

Why's everybody look so strange?

Why's everybody look so nasty?

What do I want with all these things?



I went alone down to the drugstore

I went in back and took a Coke

I stood in line and ate my Twinkies

I stood in line, I had to wait



Why's everybody actin funny?

Why's everybody look so strange?

Why's everybody look so pretty?

What do I want with all these things?



I went alone down to the drugstore

I went in back and took a Coke

I stood in line and ate my Twinkies

I stood in line, I had to wait