Music: Russ Haines, Lyrics: Steve Rubin



Woke up this morning, can't see, can't walk straight

Tried to think, but I knew that it would have to wait

Can't work, and yet I sure as hell can't get no peace

Can't relax, all wound up and no release



Where's my matches

Where's my blotter

Where's my fifty

Where's my needle



Nearly noontime, I've been low and I need high

Won't you give me, everything so I can die

Killing time, I want fun and I want games

Entertain me, save me from a life that's lame



Where's my matches

Where's my blotter

Where's my fifty

Where's my needle



{Bridge:}



Life without drugs, seems like hell

Nancy sounded my death knell

Stop the war, I'll be well

Reality, just does not sell



Day is over, time to move and time to shout

Go buy something, eat it, drink it, throw it out

Gonna lose it, gonna puke right in the trash

I won't clean it, I'm going now, I gotta crash



Where's my matches

Where's my blotter

Where's my fifty

Where's my needle