You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other

people, here, in the trailer park.



Oh, don't go get me wrong. They're fine people, they're

good Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe

watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57, maybe kick

back a cool, Coors 16-ouncer. They're good, fine people,

Stuart. But they don't know ... what the queers are doing

to the soil!



You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers

in the neighborhood. He's a foreign kid. Some of the neighbors

say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it.



Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a Burrow Owl.

Kept bugging his old man.