Well I dont know why I came here tonight.

Ive got the feeling that something aint right.

Im so scared in case I fall off my chair,

and Im wondering how Ill get down the stairs.



Clowns to the left of me!

Jokers to the right!

Here I am stuck in the middle with you.



Yes Im stuck in the middle with you,

and Im wondering what it is I should do.

Its so hard to keep this smile from my face.

Losing control yeah I'm all over the place.



Clowns to the left of me!

Jokers to the right!

Here I am stuck in the middle with you.



Well you started off with nothing

and youre proud that you're a self-made man

yeah

and your friends they all come crawling,

slap you on the back and say

Please . . .

Please . . .



Trying to make some sense of it all

but I can see that it makes no sense at all.

Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?

I dont think that I can take anymore.



Clowns to the left of me!

Jokers to the right!

Here I am stuck in the middle with you.



Stuck in the middle

Stuck in the middle



Clowns to the left of me!

Jokers to the right!

Clowns to the left of me!

Jokers to the right! (Stuck in the middle)

Clowns to the left of me!

Jokers to the right! (Stuck in the middle)

Clowns to the left of me!

Jokers to the right! (uh-uh)

Clowns to the left of me!

Jokers to the right!

Here I am stuck in the middle with you



Well you started off with nothing

and youre proud that your a self-made man.

ah-ah yeah

Now your friends they all come crawling,

slap you on the back and say

Please . . .

Please . . .



Well I dont know why I came here tonight.

Ive got the feeling that some