Well, I don't know why I came here tonight

I got the feeling that something ain't right

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,

and I'm wondering how I'll get down those stairs



Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right,

here I am, stuck in the middle with you



Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you,

and I'm wondering what it is I should do

It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,

losing control, and I'm all over the place



Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right,

here I am, stuck in the middle with you



Well, you started off with nothing,

and you're proud that you're a self-made man

And your friends they all come crawling,

slap you on the back and say,

Please, please



Trying to make some sense of it all,

But I can see it makes no sense at all

Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?

'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore



Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right,

here I am, stuck in the middle with you



And you started off with nothing,

and you're proud that you're a self-made man

And your friends they all come crawling,

slap you on the back and say,

Please, please.



Yeah, I don't know why I came here tonight

I got the feeling that something ain't right

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,

and I'm wondering how I'll get down those stairs



Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right,

here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you

Stuck in the middle with you

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you