Sunset Strip bitch

He reads women's magazines, swears the truth doesn't phase him

He knows the hottest bras for fall and how to make her fall in love

In four or five days or less, guess it depends on the stars

And how well he has memorized his dating dos and don'ts he says



I'm ready to go

Gonna see my name underneath the stars when I walk the Boulevard

The horoscope today said things would go my way

Sunset Strip bitch



He wines and dines and takes his time between regurgitating lines

Voted most likely to work in the rag he stole from work

Tres Flores in his hair, Old Spice lingers in the air

Gives an extra squirt of shine for sheen and smiles as he says



I'm ready to go

Gonna see my name underneath the stars when I walk the Boulevard

The horoscope today said things would go my way

Sunset Strip bitch



He knows his friends think that he's lame when he tells them he's got game

Shops around for shiny clothes, strikes a super player pose

He reads women's magazines, he slaves to make the scene

Gets the wax ripped off his back, he screams and smiles and he says



I'm ready to go

Gonna see my name underneath the stars when I walk the Boulevard

This outfit set me back two paychecks and a Cadillac

The horroscope today said things would go my way