Dad, I think I'm gay

These guys are beautiful all day

Mom, I'm your new daughter

God only knows my girlfriends are so ashamed



Oh, ohh

Oh yeah

Oh

I'm super hyper spastic, yeah

I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin out on you

I'm super hyper spastic, yeah

I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin out on you



Dad, I'm still on drugs

And I'm more popular than ever before

Mom, I'm so depressed

I'm popping so much prozac

Doctors are impressed



Oh, oh

Oh, yeah

Oh

I'm super hyper spastic, yeah

I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you

I'm super hyper spastic, yeah

I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you



I'm super hyper spastic, yeah

Oh yeah

I'm super hyper spastic, yeah

I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you

I'm super hyper spastic, yeah

I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you

I'm super hyper spastic, yeah

I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you

I'm super hyper spastic, yeah

I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you