((intro))

borrow my car..

then u giv it a test..

what the mario test?

mario? marios a fucking psycho

((verse 1))

Its 1986 im in the first grade

im workin real hard to get mario laid

i gotta save the princess so we can get the pussy

believe me!!

mario will get that ass so fuck luigi

mario really wants to get her in bed

so bad that hes busting off bricks with his head

he just wants sex so forget the wedding bells

jumping on little mushroom men and turtle shells

dropin down green pipes and secreat passage ways

makin his move to the end were the final castle lays

eat a magic mushroom n grow a little higher

eat a white flower and spit balls of fire

all these creatures that attack him cut mario slack

oh shit hold on ill be right back

im gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer

it gotta be hard to get laid if ur a plumber

thas y im a werk extra hard fo muh man

and get into the end so we can stop using his hand

mario dosent wanna get hit he'll shrink

the princess wont fuck a little kid..i think

so stay grown and attend to yer own

and eventually the princess will attend to yer bone

((chorus x2))

save the princess quick, because she wants the dick

and if you let her free u'll get the pussy

((verse 2))

Bowser's tryn to get hed rite now from the princess

buh if its up to me..that what will stop this instince

cloud people thrown little spiked animals

green plants that with teeth attack like cannibles

i heard no body jet runnin in the princess's oven

mario alway seyz