Saw my cuz, then he gave us a test,

What the Mario test?

Mario? Marios a fucking psycho!



Its 1986, Im in the first grade,

Im working really hard to get Mario laid.

I got to save the princess so he can get the pussy,

Believe me, Mario will get that ass so fuck Luigi.

Mario really wants to get her in bed,

So bad that hes up busting bricks with his head.

He just wants sex,

So forget the wedding bells.

Jumping on lil mushroom men and turtle shells.

Dropping down green pipes and secret passage ways,

Making his move to the end,

Where the final castle lays.

Eat a magic mushroom, grow a little higher,

Eat a white flower, spit balls of fire.

All this creatures at a tackle, cut Mario a slack.

Oh shit, hold on, Ill be right back.



*Plays the Game*



Im gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer,

Its gotta be hard to get laid if youre a plumber.

Thats why Im gonna work real hard for my man,

And get him to the end so he can stop using his hand.

Mario doesnt wanna get hit or hell shrink,

The princess wont fuck a little dick I think.

So stay firm and attend to you own,

And eventually the princess will attend to youre bone.



Chorus X2

Save the princess quick,

Because she want s a dick.

And if you let her free,

You will get the pussy!



Bowsers trying right now to get head from the princess,

But if its up to me itll stop this instance.

Cloud people throwing spiked animals,

Green plants with teeth that attack like hannibals.

I hearn no bodys yet run into the princesss oven,

And Mario always says, Bake it, I love it!

I hate the Koopa Troppers so Im gonna run up,

And jump on the back of their cells til they get run up.

Im gonna keep playing and Im never gonn