Well, they call me the super salesman

'Cause selling is all I do.

I've got an endless stash

Of expensive trash

I want to sell to you--

'Cause I'm a super salesman

Super super salesman;

I'm a super salesman,

That's what I am!



You can tell I'm a genuine person

From my haircut to my shoes.

Don't worry about your money, it's guaranteed..

Guaranteed to lose!

I'm a super salesman, etc.



But you'll be doing yourself a favour

And you know that I'm sincere;

I've got a beautiful rap, to sell this crap

It's music to the ears.

Now listen to me:



Sell, Sell.



I've got things to save you money

I've got things to save you time;

So you can use the time

To earn the cash

To buy this trash of mine

I'm a super salesman, etc.



Yes I'm the universal salesman

You can find me anywhere;

Take a good look inside of yourself

You'll find a salesman there.

And you're the super salesman,

Super super salesman;

You're the super salesman,

That's what you are.



Sell yourself, it's later than you think;

Sell yourself, it's later than you think;

Super salesman,

Super super salesman, etc.