If I had things my way, I wouldn't be a zero

Rather be respected like Pierre Ferro

Every album I touch 5 mics

Id be on MTV with Tommy Lee ridden dirt bikes

Me and Fred Durst cooking brought worst

And one of those huge barbecues with them bonny skirts

I wouldn't need a baracade at my shows

cause it would be nothing but celeberty friends the first 10 rows

id have a 90 pound sled on my arm

who likes like a little skinny dude with a perm

but shes a super model and she works in Brazil

and her daddy places pool on the isle of ???

I remember when I met at a party with my friends

I sent her a rose with a note "May I have this dance?"

Jeckel whut? I don't even know who they are

If I had things my way, I'd be a superstar



[Chorus:]

I'm so famous I'm so sweet

I'm so neat I can't be beat

call my one time

I'm so fashon, I'm divine

I'm so famous I'm so sweet

I'm so neat I can't be beat

call my one time

I'm so fashon, I'm divine



i got a call this morning Denis Rodman