If I could be a superhero

I would be Awesomeman

I travel around the world fighting crime

According to my awesome plan



If I could be a superhero

I would be Drugfreeboy

Warning the world of the evils of drugs

And all of the lives they destroy



If I could be a superhero

I'd be imigrationdude

I'd send all the back to their homes

For eating up all of our food

And stealing our welfare and best jobs to boot

Such as landscaping, gardening, picking of fruit



If I could be a superhero

I would be Justiceguy



Especially women who like

Like if a wife ran away leaving you three kids and no job

to run off to fucking hawaii with some doctor named bob

Id til they , especially bob

Cos I would be Justiceguy



I didn't mean to be

I didn't mean to be vague

Give them the Mad cow disease

Let them die of the plague

especially bob



And you can be

A Superhero like meeeeee



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