I caught Spider Man jerkin' off in a booth

To a Wonder Woman comic

Then the Bionic

Bitch fucked the Hulk a.k.a. Bruce Banner

Did I see Santa

No it's the Green Lantern

Little Bo Peep cold fucked her sheep

Keep eatin' that pussy

Fuck the ???

Best fucked a bitch

Bullwinkle's kinda moosy

Triple X hardcore

Nigga fucked a floozy

Miss Piggy

Gotta pick a sticky

Mickey Mouse pulled her blouse

Smoked a blunt for the hicky

Dorothy, Tin Man, the Lion and the Scarecrow

Messin' with the pussy

Hairy just like the werewolf

Cyclops, Wolverine

And the Nightcrawler

Went to a bar

And, yo, they had dollars

Roll in the parlor

Hittin' off switches

For Richie Rich riches

Pulls all the bitches

I turned on the headset

Like Judy Jetson

Here comes Barbie

Look who she lets in

Hansel, Gretel

Gretel, fuck the kettle

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun

(It's a small world)

Ready for some call girl

Wrapped around her neck

A lace that was all pearls

Nights had Medusa

Dancin' on tables

Joker's got a lap dance

From Charlie's Angels

It's night

In a secret hideaway somewhere in Gotham City

As a woman in a feline costume

Strokes a Siamese cat

And speaks to several well-dressed men

Twinkle, twinkle

On a star

Superho, tell me who you are

Catwoman in a red tight see-thru

Dancin' on a pole

With a do-see-do

Mosy on out

Now where goes that ho they call

Cinderella

Makin' men jealous

Like Dick Tracy

Tweety, Sylvester

(Sufferin' succotash)

Cuz Snow White's gonna be fuckin' all night

Strobelite dancin' in front of the mirror

He-Man's fuckin' with Smurfette and She-Ra

The freaky, freaky deeky

Wilma Flintstone

Betty, too

Is she ready for the nympho