Chorus: Suspension, yeah, that's what I'm on

Been that way since the day I was born

They say I never know which way I'm going

But even now, I'm gonna keep writin' my songs!



So I'm the results of a thousand electric volts

Got a neck wit bolts

[Everyone's opinion seems to be false]

I'm a kid who refuses to respect adults

Got a 3310, blonde hair and a new rep

An irish fuckin' headteacher, grey hair and always blaming me

So one day, I think I'll strike back and steal his toupee from his coat rack

My first day at CTK high, this prick said "Its you and I, 3:35 sharp after school you die!"

I looked at my watch it was 1:20

"I already give you my lunch money, what more do you want from me?"

He said "Do not fuckin' run from me, you'll just make it worse!"

I got all hot and sweaty and shit myself at first

Something told me 'try to make the fight happen now, it'll work!'

I screamed

Hodinem: "C'mon you fuckin' prick, teacher, teacher quick I need help"

Teacher: " Stephen do your work"

Hodinem: " Nah! I'ma twat that cunt first!"

Teacher: "You what? Get outta the class and home to your mummy"

Hodinem: "I'm waiting here, after school it's you and me"

Teacher: "Mr Hodson the fun and games are over and just for that stunt you'r getting extra homework!"

Hodinem: "But don't you want to give me 'Internal Suspension'?

Teacher: "Nah, that kid thinks he's gonna beat your ass, so I'ma let him!"



Chorus: [Repeat Twice]

SUSPENSION!!!



Way before I started rappin' daily

I was harrased on a regular basis

By this paki who thought I was a racist

A year eleven, who pused me into the lockers

Probably coz his father was a kickboxer

So everyday he made me pick up dockers

One day he came in the toilets while I was pissin'

And put me in a position where he beat me into submission

He smacked my head on the drainpipe till my nose was broke

Soacked my coat with piss, grabbed me and strangled my throat

I tried to stop it and make up an excuse

About me and being late for the bus queue but he kept chokin' me till I couldn't breathe

He looked at me and said "You gonna die, Hoddy!"

The headmaster walked in, pulled his cock out and pissed on me

I made 'em leave by makin' 'em think I was dead

I'd held my breath for like ten inutes before they left

I got up and staggered to the technology storage rooms

Grabbed some hacksaws and a chainsaw amogst other tools

This is for everytime you made my shirt come loose or stole my lunch money or my pornographic mags

Everytime you tripped me up and I landed in my soup

I gettin' you back prink, now and it feels good

I dragged his body outside and dug a grave in the mud, therew him in

and covered it up with soot...

Later on at home, that same fuckin' day

I was doin' my homework and all aspect of vision went away

I didn't even know what I was tryin' to write

I went into the bathroom and fell in some shite

My mother started screamin' "What the fuck is this all ove my rug?"

"It looks like shit but it fuckin' tastes good!"

She hit me over the head with a wooden doll

It created a hole big enough for my whole brain to seep outta my skull

I picked it up and screamed "Fuckin' hell mum what have you done?"

She said "Holy shit, I'm sorry son!"

"Shut up you cunt!"

I picked it up, stuck it back up in my head, glued it shut and shove a couple of screws in my head



Chorus: [Repeat Till Fade