Little Suzie Greenberg with her head caved in

Soon will let me drown beneath the undertow

You better put that woman in a loony bin

'Cause you know I'd really like to be a part of her show



Suzie is an artist, she paints quite a lot

An artist she may be but a genius she is not

She says she wants to be a sociologist

But she better first get checked by a neurologist



Suzie, Suzie, Suzie, Suzie

Suzie, Suzie Greenberg



Suzie's 'bout as faithful as a slot machine

Pays off once in a while but then she'll rob you clean

She's always afraid that she's not sure what she's worth

She's out of her mind and she's not of this earth



The woman walks the streets like she's the queen of the town

Doesn't talk very much, she's very profound

Little Suzie Greenberg always playing the game

But today I'll bet she's probably forgotten my name