Stocking are hung on the chimney

and the presents are under the tree

and mommas in the kitchen making some herbal tea

windows are covered with frost

and the candles are all alight

but as I wonder through this quiet house

something just doesnt seem right

you see every year the neighbors bring us

a Swiss colony beef log

but the neighbors arent around (round,round)

theres no beef log to be found

this year

....no beef log

Christmas isnt Christmas

with out a Swiss colony beef log

without those cheeses and meats

I dont think I can get along

Mother tries to comforts me she says

here son have some eggnog

I fucking hate eggnog seriously

What. Do .I see.

Underneath the tree

Grandma got a Swiss colony beef log just. for mmee

Aahhh ah ah grandma

Swiss colony beef log baby

thats what Christmas is all about

A rolley polley colony beef log lady

Make a little boy scream and shout

Deck the halls with balls of Swiss colony

Fa la la la la la la la la

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