Let me paint

You a picture

Or two just telling

You what I'd like

To do get a twelve

Pack and sit on

The beach and

Look at all the

Hookers I'll never

Meet there saying

"Look at me"

"Look at me"

"Look at me"

"Look at me"

Maybe I'll bleach

My hair or grow it

Out long I'll buy

A surfboard and lay

Out all day long

I'm the mammoth

For you to nurture

And I just want

You to think you'll

Be screwing a surfer

"Look at me"

"Look at me"

"Look at me"

"Look at me"