Some people believe in astrology

Others believe in technology

Some people believe in all those "ologies"

But I believe in swordfish

He believes in swordfish

I believe in Happy Days

I believe in Joanie Loves Crotchie

I believe in all that TV crap

And I believe in swordfish

He believes in swordfish

Came up from the ghetto with the help of my stiletto

Every day I hear the people groan:

Why should we buy postage stamps?

We can make our own

We maybe doing something wrong

We could be running a little too long

I guess we better end this song

I say I believe in swordfish

He believes in swordfish