When I was a little girl

I used to watch the Smurfs,

it was my favourite cartoon,

My favourite character was Brainy,

he always made me happy,

But now not anymore'

'cos I, I hate you Brainy Smurf

He thinks he's right all the time,

but being kiasu ain't a crime,

So I modeled myself after Brainy,

and now I'm hated and called dorky!

And now my life sucks because of

Brainy Smurf

I hate you Brainy Smurf

I hate you 'cos you're kiasu

I hate you 'cos you're blue

I hate you 'cos you're you

I hate you

I JUST DO!

And now my life sucks because of

Brainy Smurf!

I hate you Brainy Smurf

You make me barf

I hate you Brainy Smurf