1. SOME OLD GUY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SECRET SPOT

WHERE THEY JUMP IN THE BOAT BEFORE THEY GET CAUGHT

YOU WON’T FIND A MORE PERFECT DAY

LIFE IS TOO SHORT HEY WHAT DO YOU SAY

I’LL BE RIGHT OVER WITH THE TRUCK AND THE BOAT

SHE’S A LITTLE LEAKY BUT SHE STILL FLOATS

I’LL PICK UP THE BEER AND THE WORMS AND THE GRUBS

WE’LL STOP AT RALPH’S FOR ITALIAN SUBS

CHORUS:

WE’RE GOING FISHING WE JUST CAN’T WAIT

WE LOVE THE SMELL OF STINKY BAIT

LEAKY BOATS, WADERS TOO, A COOLER FULL OF ICE COLD BREW

REEL ‘EM IN, WATCH ‘EM FLOP, I LOVE TO FISH I JUST CAN’T STOP

WHEN THIS FISHING TRIP IS THROUGH

I’LL BET I HAVE MORE FISH THAN YOU

I’LL BET I HAVE MORE FISH THAN YOU



2. THIS ROAD IS ROUGH AND WE’RE BEATING THE TRUCK

BOGGED TO THE AXLES IN THREE FEET OF MUCK

TWO FLAT TIRES AND JUST ONE SPARE

RIDING ON THE RIM BUT WE DON’T CARE

WE FIND THE LAKE AND WE SEE ‘EM JUMP

WE PUSH OUT THE BOAT AND I TRIP ON A STUMP

I HOOKA BIG ONE AS I FALL IN

HE SLAPS MY NOSE WITH A BIG TAIL FIN



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3. MY LINE IS TANGLED AND MY FEET ARE WET

GOT A HOOK IN MY EAR AND A HOLE IN MY NET

THE BOAT STARTS SINKING AND I LOSE AN OAR

ROWING IN A CIRCLE TRYING TO MAKE IT TO SHORE

STANDING IN THE WATER UP TO MY CHIN

WITH A TANGLED LINE AND A STUPID GRIN

I FEEL SO SAD WHEN THE FISHING TRIP ENDS

I JUST CAN’T WAIT TO GO FISHING AGAIN