HELLO !

Farewell to these marshes

Hemmed in like a boar between arches

Her very Lowness with a head in a sling

I'm truly sorry - it sounds like a wonderful thing





I said Charles, don't you ever craze

To appear on the front of the Daily Mail

Blessed in your Mother's bridal veil ?

Oh ...

And so, I checked all the registered historical facts

I was shocked into shame to discover

I am the 18th pale descendant

Of some old queen or other





Oh, has the world changed, or have I changed ?

Oh has the world changed, or have I changed ?





Some 9-year old tough who peddles drugs

I swear to God

I never even knew what drugs were

So, I broke into the palace

With a sponge and a rusty spanner

She said :