(G. Mejia/C. C. Warren/Al Yankovic)



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Yo quero chimichangas y chile colorado

Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado

Las flautas y tamale, siempre muy bueno

Y el chile relleno



You see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada

That's right, I want the whole enchilada

My only addiction has to do with flour tortilla

I need a quesadilla



I love to stuff my face with tacos al carbon

With my friends or when I'm all alone

Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero

Un burrito ranchero



So give me something spicy and hot now

Break out the menu, what you go, now?

Oh, would you tell the waiter I'd like to have

Sour cream on the side

You better make sure the beans are refried



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Well there's not a taco big enough for a man like me

That's why I order two or three

Let me give you a tip, just try a nacho chip

It's really good with bean dip



I eat uno, dos, tres, quatro burritos

Pretty soon I can't fit in my Speedos

Well, I hope they feed us lots of chicken fajitas

And a pitcher of margaritas



Well the combination plates al come with beans and rice

The taquitos here are very nice

Now I'm down on my knees, we need some extra

Tomatoes and cheese

And could you make that separate checks, please?



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Well the food is coming I can hardly wait

Now watch your fingers, careful hot plate!

What you think you're doing with my chili con queso?

Well, if you want some, just say so



Oh boy, pico de gallo

They sure don't make it like this in Ohio

No gracias, yo quiero jalapenos, nada mas

You can toss away the hot sauce



Donde estan los nachos? Holy frijole!

You better get me a bowl of guacamole

Y usted, Eugene? Wh's your face turning green?

Don't you like pinto beans?



You want some more cinnamon crispas?

If you don't, hasta la vista

Just take the rest home in a doggie bag if you wanna

You can finish it manana



Well, it's been a pleasure, I can't eat no more

Senor, la cuenta, por favor

If you ain't ever tried real Mexican cooking, well, you

Oughtta

Just don't drink the water



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