The news is out there is a bout

Time and place are set

Admission is free if you want to see

Come and place your bets



Ringside seats just can't be beat

For the main event

They show their faces, take their places

Raging with contempt



Lights go down, smoke all around

Contenders eye each other

The challenge is made who'll make the grade

The ref pulls down the covers



At the centre of the ring they sway and swing

Exchanging fancy holds

When one's done they tag another one

How far will she go



Tag team baby - a camel clutch

Tag team baby - you are too much

Tag team baby - a scissor lock

Tag team baby - just wanna rock



On the ropes you're losing hope

In a hold we'll put you out cold

Got your back pinned down on the mat

Looks like we're the winners tonight



In round seven she's in heaven

How much can she take

Again and again she feels the strain

As she start the eighth



The bell is hit the stage is lit

She staggers to the centre

Opponents meet their body's heat

The boys tonight have spent her



She's going down she's on the ground

You can hear her howl

She can't take no more 'cause she's so sore

She's throwing in the towel

Ha, ha throwin in her towel



Gave your best but you lost the test

Didn't you know a way to win



Tag team baby - down for the count

Tag team baby - you lost the bout

Tag team baby - oh what a catch

Tag team baby - you blew the match