It's a boring day - I've got nothing to do

Except to get a load of retards and drive em to the zoo

Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo (x2)

Load 'em on a bus just for laughs

Down a winding road stepping on the gas

Down a winding road just to stay dreaming

Down a winding road with the retards screaming

Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo (x2)

One of them blowing a big spit bubble

Slam on the brakes at the first sign of trouble

Head on collision bodies everywhere

Head on collision retards beware

Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo (x2)