She helped her son sleep by giving him Cognac

She worked a while as a circus acrobat

She changed lovers on a weekly basis

And posed nude for a couple crap artists

Her boy's disintrest in women

Led her to hire him hookers

One of whom he fell in love with

A fat tramp nearly twice his elder

Once a year for the rest of his life

He pryed for his mom on her death's anniversary

Leaving paradise

Living paralyzed

Happily anesthetized

Counting alibis

Learning to despise

Happily anesthesized

This one takes care of her ankles

Her cooking has