I know a girl, she's got a dream

I met her over by the tammy machine

Universal love in the unisex

Multiple orgasm at the multiplex

She was making eyes at me

She told me, and I had to agree

That doesn't look much like luxury

She went down to the tammy store

And started dripping all over the floor

I don't think you understand

I know a girl, she's got a dream

Don't put no money in the tammy machine

Now you know just what to do

Get down ladies 'cos you got nothing to lose