Tastes Just Like Chicken

by Scatterbrain

From "Scamboogery"



How much wood could a woodchuck chuck,

If a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood?

It would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could,

If a Woodchuck coun't chuck wood?



Safe and simple like a game,

Pumping out the same old smae.

Repetitive regurgitation

It's the Pepsi generation



Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper

A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,

Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked



Straight ahead follow the path,

Is it music or is it math?

With formulas for going gold

The same old thing it's getting old.



Blah, blah, blah, blah...

Blah blah blah blah blah blah,

Standardized, homogenized, sterilized,

I've heard that song before

Deoderized, commercialized, televised

I've heard that song before



Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said "This butter's bitter

If I put it in my batter, my batter will be bitter,

But a bit of better butter will make my batter better

Then Betty Botter bought some butter,

Better than the bitter butter, put it in her batter.

She put a bit of better butter into her batter- made her batter better!



Blah, blah, blah, blah....

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah...

Standardized, homogenized, sterilized

If heard that song before

Deoderized, commericialized, televised

I've heard that song before



Recycle it, trash for cash

Gonna be a hit gonna be a smash

Mmmm, tastes just like chicken...



In my car I drive along, the radio it plays a song.

To the song I sing along, I sing along to the song.

Why do I sing, sing along?

Do I sing cause it's a good song?

Or because I'm brainwashed

'Cause I hear it every five minutes!

I sing along to dog food commercials too,

I don't see the difference, do you?

A dog can lip-sync too

The Mainstream, can you say bore?

Respectable, acceptable, I've heard that song before.



Standardized, homogenized, sterilized

I've heard that song before

Deoderized, commercialized, televised

I've heard that song before

Before, Before, I've heard that song before

Standardized, homogenized, sterilized

I've heard that song before