Let me tell you how it will be

There's one for you nineteen for me

Cause I'm the taxman

Yeh! I'm the taxman

Should five percent appear too small

Be thankful I don't take it all

Cause I'm the taxman Yeh!

I'm the taxman

Yeh! I'm the taxman

Oh! I'm the taxman

And you're working for no one but me.

If you drive a car I'll tax the street

If you try to see I'll tax your seat

If you get too cold I'll tax the heat

If you take a walk I'll tax your feet

Taxman!

Don't ask me what I want it for

Ha, ha, Mister Clinton

If you don't wanna pay some more

Ha, Ha, Mister Kohl.

So my advice for those who die

Declare the pennies on your eyes

Cause I'm the taxman

Yeh! I'm the taxman

Yeh! I'm the taxman

Oh! I'm the taxman

And you're working for no one but me.

You say it's your Birthday

We're havin a Birthday