The white knight is creeping through the forest

Where the eastern king is sitting on his throne

Moon shining light disturbs the autumn silence

The Christmas fairy hasn't got a home



Luck carefully blocks out the castle windows

While Magus sits and weaves the lonely web

Two lovers in the maze have lost their reasons

And Marie Antoinette has lost her head



Don't look at me, Everything is free

Set the table quickly, James, We'll be thirteen for tea



The captain has just lost his only spyglass

Tony Perkins pushing cars into the moss

I don't know if there's time, but please believe me

We've got to get the leader off the cross

The Tongs are chasing butterflies with razors

And when they meet the fleet they'll have some fun

I thought I heard the sound of distant thunder

Perhaps it's Rodger practising the drums



Don't follow me, To the angel by the sea

Set the table quickly, James, We'll be thirteen for tea



You suddenly came into my mind

Suddenly was all I could find, Nobody but you



It isn't just a game

Picture needs no frame, Don't blame the brain drain



I'm told that flying saucers have been sighted

That's the news I've waited just to hear

It means that all our guests are on their way in

I'm sure that very soon they will appear

I think I see them climbing up the hill now

Their robes are flowing gently in the air

So Oluf better quit his nails and hide them

And find the little prince an easy chair



Don't look at me, Everything is free

Set the table, James, We'll be thirteen for tea