My folks had me committed just two weeks ago

My best friend ran off with my girl - those two damn bozos

Oh and don't you know it hurts

But hey she ain't the first

She ain't the first

I was a teenage bonehead - Yes it's true

I was a teenage bonehead - A-wah-hoo-ooh

I was a teenage bonehead just because of you

My parents kicked me out, now I sit here wondering

My girlfriend sent me a postcard saying "Glad that you're not here"

Oh and don't you know it hurts

But hey she ain't the first

She ain't the first

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She never said goodbye to me

Now I sit here wondering

Where she is and what she's eating

Oh and don't you know it hurts

But hey she ain't the first

She ain't the first

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