Surprise surprise, the boys are home

My guardian angel's rung down my telephone

The heat's on mister, can't you hear them scream

Whatever happened to the Teenage Dream



The curfew comes at the crack of light

The sad old wino aches to dissipate the fright

The jet junk jiver speeds past in his machine

Whatever happened to the Teenage Dream



A broken god from a musty world

Sweetly mouthed touched an onyx girl

His prison bars were very hard to clean

Whatever happened to the Teenage Dream -Yeah



The Wizard of Oz and the bronzen thief

Ruled my girl with teutonic teeth

But all was lost when her mouth turned green

Whatever happened to the Teenage Dream



Silver Surfer and the Ragged Kid

Are all sad and rusted boy, they don't have a gig

Believe me Pope Paul my toes are clean

Whatever happened to the Teenage Dream



Black is black and white is white

Some go to Heaven and some get it light

Nobody disapproves but his wicked screams

Whatever happened to the Teenage Dream -Yeah