Announcer: Hi out there. This is Shaun Goldberg and you're listening to W.A.N.K.

This evening I've got someone really interesting.

He's over from old England and his name is... Robbie Williams



Rob: Cor blimey bleedin' Mary Poppins



Announcer: Great, Right On, you know we've been hearing about this

boy band that was really big over there.

Can you tell us a little bit about it Robbie?



Rob: First of all, I'd like to say thank you very much for having me in the first place

but to answer your question I can't really answer it. I suppose it was a bit like this...



Ha..........



Riding in your limos

Hanging with your bimbos

Riding my old faithful

Bigger pin-up than Betty Grable

Kipper in the papers

Coke and whisky chasers

I ain't supposed to pose

But I don't care

I was a teenage millionaire

A teenage millionaire

A teenage millionaire

Yeah, yeah





Services for Britain

Pouncing like a kitten

Dinner with Diana

I'm a social Stokey spanner

Waiting for my knighthood

She can pin it on my manhood

I ain't supposed to pose

But I don't care

I was a teenage millionaire

A teenage millionaire

A teenage millionaire

Yeah, yeah

A teenage millionaire

(It works out sometimes it's funny Being stupid makes you lots of money)





Bothered Judy Garland

When I ordered Barbara Cartland

Champagne in my bidet

The press all had a field day

You may think it's an outrage

My cleaners wearing bondage

She makes my place a mess

But I don't care

I was a teenage millionaire

A teenage millionaire

A teenage millionaire

Yeah, yeah

A teenage millionaire



Come on wife

It looks as if you need a good feeding