(Travis Tritt)



I'm a full grown man

That's plain to see

But nowhere near as full grown

As I'd like to be

But I'll find a bar

And I'll have a few

Until I'm ten feet tall and bulletproof

Now, I'd hit the dance floor

Each time I'd have the chance

That is if these two left feet

Knew how to dance

'Bout the only time

I'm kicking up my shoes

Is when I'm ten feet tall and bulletproof



Well, I start to feel like Superman

Then I pick a fight

Only to find that my opponent's

Holding kryptonite

You'd think I'd learn my lesson

But, I'm still paying dues

Each time I drink and start to think

I'm ten feet tall and bulletproof



My woman left me

She called me a clown

Well that's the general consensus

In this town

But I had it coming

Lord to tell the truth

For acting ten feet tall and bulletproof



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