I'm gonna buy you a big hat with feathers an' plumes

I'm gonna buy you a mansion with sixty thousand rooms

An' that ain't all . . . no that ain't all!



I'm gonna buy you powder, I'm gonna buy you paint

Gonna fix you up an' make you look like somethin' you ain't

An' that ain't all . . . no that ain't all!



I'm gonna buy you a fur piece, I'm gonna buy you gloves

I'll buy you anything if you will give me all of your love

An' that ain't all ( That ain't all! ) no that ain't all ( That ain't all! )



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I'm gonna buy you a Rolls Royce, get you a chauffeur too

But the chauffeur's gonna be a woman just like you

An' that ain't all ( That ain't all! ) no that ain't all ( That ain't all! )



I'm gonna buy you dresses, 'till your wardrobe falls

You're gonna die of old age before you wear them all

An' that ain't all ( That ain't all! ) that ain't all ( That ain't all! )



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If we're both a livin' in nineteen ninety-five

they will have a pill by then to keep us both alive

An' that ain't all ( That ain't all! ) that ain't all ( That ain't all! )



All these things I'll buy you, if you'll just wait for me

'cause I'll be out of prison in nineteen eighty-three

An' that is all ( And that is all! ) that is all ( And that is all! )



That is all ( And that is all! ) that is all!



Words and Music by John D. Loudermilk