[ Russell Simmons ]

Yo man, I got this def Rolex watch, man

$100'000 watch, man

I sell it to you for 400

- You got 80?

Dig - dig this, man

I got a rich, rich, rich, rich girl, man...



[ L.L. Cool J ]

I'm sick and tired of the stories that you always tell

Shakespeare couldn't tell a story that well

See, you're the largest liar that was ever created

You and Pinocchio are brotherly related

Full of criss-crossed fits, you lie all the time

Your tongue should be embarrassed, you're a treath to mankind

That's a lie



[ Russell Simmons ]

You know what my records is about, man

You know how much money we get, man

Come on

(You're a liar)

Me and my man Rick got millions of gold albums

(That's a lie)

I'm gettin cold money every day

(You're a liar)

You'll need a wheel barrow for all that shit in my office



[ L.L. Cool J ]

You lied about the lies that you lied about

You even lied to your aunt when you went down south

You lied, and a body builder kicked your butt

If you was in Egypt you'd lie to King Tut

You claim to do things no one could achieve

You said you did things Ripley's wouldn't believe

That's a lie



[ Russell Simmons ]

I got this Japanese girl, man

Lee, man, takes good care of me

(You're a liar)

Yo, she's so def, man

Wipes my butt

(That's a lie)

Everybody be beefin, man, about what Rush doin

(You're a liar)

You seen my new Mercedes, man?



[ L.L. Cool J ]

Giant Jabber-Jaw, biggest liar I ever saw

You said you got a mansion, you don't got half a floor

Professor of Super Lies, you can lecture at my school

You said you liked Felix Unger, sat down at the dinner