Oh everything comes in its own special size

I guess it can be measured by where you put your eyes

It looks big when you're close

And it looks smaller back a bit

That's about the size of it.



Oh the big becomes the little

When you see it back a bit

The huge becomes the dinky

Which is just the opposite

Of the larger that gets smaller

It never seems to fit

That's about the size of it.



That's about the size

It's where you put your eyes

That's about the size of it.