Well,

To whoever out there wanted them, here are the lyrics to "That's

Entertainment" by the Jam.



A police car and a screaming siren -

A pneumatic drill and ripped up concrete -

A baby wailing and stray dog howling -

The screech of brakes and lamp light blinking -



That's Entertainment.



A smash of glass and a rumble of boots -

An electric train and a ripped up 'phone booth -

Paint splattered walls and the cry of a tomcat -

Lights going out and a kick in the balls -



That's Entertainment.



Days of speed and slow time Mondays -

Pissing down with rain on a boring Wednesday -

Watching the news and not eating your tea -

A freezing cold flat and damp on the walls -



That's Entertainment.



Waking up at 6 a.m. on a cool warm morning -

Opening the windows and breathing in petrol -

An amateur band rehearsing in a nearby yard -

Watching the tele and thinking about your holidays -



That's Entertainment.



Waking up from bad dreams and smoking cigarettes -

Cuddling a warm girl and smelling stale perfume -

A hot summer's day and sticky black tarmac -

Fedding ducks in the park and wishing you were far away -



That's Entertainment.



Two lovers kissing amongst the scream of midnight -

Two lovers missing the tranquility of solitude -

Getting a cab and travelling on buses -

Reading the graffiti about slashed seat affairs -



That's Entertainment.



- Paul Weller, 1980



Long live the Jam,



DJD



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* "Cause I hate you and your wife,

* And if I get the chance, I'll fuck up your life"

* - Paul Weller, 'Mr. Clean' (1979)

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