There's a place where all the hipcats go

They dance and frolic to and fro

Alcohol is plentiful and flows like a river

The dress code is big socks and polka dotted kniCkers

Come here to play

Come and spend some time

Don't even have to stand in line

All the gangstaz come to the door

They're looking for a fight

But we sure showed them didn't we

Now that's an Italian goodnight

Come here to play

Come and spend some time

Don't even have to stand in line