It's incredibly hot in here today, incredibly hot in here

It's incredibly hot in here today, incredibly hot in here

The air is getting slippery and it's not to my surprise

My heart, it beats irregularly and the sweat it fills my eyes



I do not mind what I excrete 'cause I'm here to make a buck

And those that cannot take the heat can take a flying...



Forgive me if I hesitate

It's incredibly hot in here today, incredibly hot in here



The dogs are barking merrily as Jerry sits on high

If you've studied your Floyd property,

you'd know that pigs could fly

Now if you want an encore you might hear it is luck

But me, I'd rather play Residents, 'cause I don't give a...



Forgive me if I hesitate

It's incredibly hot in here today, incredibly hot in here



Now, Fatty, he's a hell of a guy

but he sweats like a dancing mule

He likes to hang out at Checker Gas

with the Chets he knew from high school

He sold enough crystal meth to buy a stepside truck

But if you ask me twice I'd say the boy ain't worth a...



Forgive me if I hesitate

It's incredibly hot in here today, incredibly hot in here



The act of perspiration is far beyond control

If the heat compels to aspirate please try not to miss the bowl

If sweatiness makes you horny,

well, darlin', I think you're in luck

'Cause all this clever banter

gives me the urge to FUCK