(J. Roberts)

the bathrobe guy is the new baby now

the bathrobe guy arm wrestled a cow

way down in the park

head let out a bark

and everyones gleaming

from the toilet cleaning

i dont know why you say

i cant go outside to play

in the snow

you know

i'd much rather stay inside

i'd much rather play inside

with you

woo hoo

the bathrobe guy is the new baby now

the bathrobe guy got turned into a drow

got hit by a beam

of pure shaving cream

now that we're lubricated

i want to be sedated