So I switched over to the other guys after I saw their ads

Y'know, I use the phone a lot for my home business

And I wanna get the best deal I can

So I opened up the phone bill ...

I swear to god I thought it was a typo

I mean, where are the big savings???



If you come back now, we'll switch you for free



I had some problems with my bill

So I called up them up

I wanted to ask them some questions

Y'know, talk about my bill

They put me on hold

I couldn't even talk to a person

I mean who has time for this?



If you come back now, we'll switch you for free



So I was changing this light bulb

And the phone rings

Down the ladder I come

And they ask me if I want to switch phone companies

Promise me big savings

I asked them hey can you put it in writing?

And they wouldn't

Why would I change from AT&T?



If you come back now, we'll switch you for free



So I hooked up with the other guys

But it just wasn't the same quality as I was used to

Y'know, with AT&T

But I thought it would be too expensive to switch back

Then I found it it doesn't cost anything

Now I'm sorry I ever left



If you come back now, we'll switch you for free



I dialed Phoenix and I kept getting Fiji

Sooganakapeeci!

What?

So I dialed again.

Sooganakapeeci!

So I called the operator and tried to get credit for the call.

I'm sorry sir, you're not dealing with AT&T

Well I am now!



If you come back now, we'll switch you for free