Oh the bed

Oooh the bed

Ahhh the bed

Oh the bed

Mmmm the bed

I love the bed



You can lie in bed

You can lay in bed

You can die in bed

You can pray in bed

You can live in bed

You can laugh in bed

You can give your heart

Or break your heart in half in bed



You can tease in bed

You can please in bed

You can squeeze in bed

You can freeze in bed

You can sneeze in bed

Catch the fleas in bed

All of these

Plus eat crackers and cheese in bed



Oh the bed is a thing

Of feather and spring

Of wire and wood

Invention so good



Oh the bed comes complete

With pillow and sheet

With blanket electric

And breath antiseptic



Let there be sheets

Let there be beds

Foam rubber pillows

Under our heads



Let there be sighs

Filling the room

Scanty pajamas

By Fruit of the Loom



You can eat in bed

You can beat in bed

Be in heat in bed

Have a treat in bed

You can rock in bed

You can roll in bed

Find your cock in bed

Lose your soul in bed



You can lose in bed

You can win in bed

But never never never never

Never never never never

Never never never

Never can you sin in bed!