We're the Beta Band and we're nice and clean

We all ????? the light and the ????? never mean

Times have changed we used to be smelly

We lived in the slides until the fun beat the telly

Since we've been signed we've been real good

We always wash our hands and chew our food

???????? are our favourite dish

Hot and spicy and chicken-a-mish

In the world of fashion there's two-shine rice

Fancy eating curry in the office all right

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??????????? The Beta Band ????????

It all started in London Town

When we gave a demo to Phil Brown

Then we met Miles at Parlophone

Let him hear our style of fun

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The next two weeks spent cutting four tracks

A manager was needed to make us complete

Miles knew a ????? we should meet



Dirty kay caras one

Here we go now



His name was Steve

With the broken specs

Quiet man with enough respect

We met at Nachos screamed the plate

A meal like that, yo, we never ate

Then we met Brian and the Microdot crew

Martin Matt and John Plateaux [or] John Platt too

Adrenalin village was the place to be

We had no money so they got us in free

The first thing Dave the dead-end boss

Make us play Water Rats in Kings Cross

We played five songs, got credit for four

It went down well so we decided to tour

Next up, yo, henry niche

Making the show go without a hitch

Up and down the country and side to side

Big yin driving, yo, a bumpy ride

Miles gave us an album deal

We said yes and went for a meal

Drinking champagne at EMI

The irony almost made us cry

Make love



[Next few lines are sung over the top of each over]

Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo

We're going into the next section now it's going to be rock'n'roll man

Come on

Make stone cold love, stone cold

Get yer blazers on

This ones for Scotland man, Scotland



Robert Jones

Well we went to Wales and we pattied around

We ended up with The Patty Patty Sound

With an open mind we went for a tea

Chris the sounds man he got it all on me

Yeah________________



????????? hold 'em forget my pills

Twidling around about the ????? dales

Martin called me to keep them all

Chris said ????????

Well we started getting on, on Radio One

When Jo Whiley got a fax from my mum

Mary Ann Hobbs is a very nice lady

I made a man ?????????



Yeah we lived in this house all ????? free

And we started recording the third EP

With the ?????? sacked and the mardi-gras

All we needed was a little soul



Well we thought this time where are we gonna start

We made a new groove and the band some ??????

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We called it Los Amigos Del Beta Bandidos



Did you get that?