God was sitting on his throne the other day

Looking round on a cloud

He was looking for something important to do

Something big and loud



Big bang, big bang

Big bang went the thing that created you and me



Mysterious things began to happen out in space

The Lord was cooking with a smile upon his face

He threw in a blessing

And he added a curse and said

I'm gonna create the universe



With a big bang, a big bang

Big bang went the thing that created you and me



The devil was given the job of looking after man

And the fire and the water and the air

But he used the power

To change the plan

And blame it on that asshole in the White House down there



Big bang, big bang

Big bang went the thing that created you and me



When God looked down upon the work that he had done

There was blood upon his throne

The church was empty. They were praying to a gun

They're making big bangs of their own



Big bang, big bang

Big bang went the thing that created you and me