Well, it's a long way to Anchorage

But that's where I'll go with you

And we'll travel so far, dear

To escape that morning zoo



Cause I hate MMR and I hate YSP

I do not like the Grateful Dead

So, just don't talk to me

I said I hate MMR and I hate YSP

And you know that classic rock

Does not interest me



People are getting angry

Maybe just they should

Cause some of us can still remember,

Back when XPN was good



And I hate what they've done, to XPN

Bunch a' folk nazis ruined my favourite station

Said I hate what they've done, to XPN

If you hear it now, it's just a pale imitation



Well it's brunch with The Beatles

And a tribute to Billy Joel

Four hours of Doobie Brothers

And they call that radio



It's a long way to Anchorage

But that's where I'll go with you

And we'll travel so far, dear

To escape that morning zoo



Cause I hate MMR, I can't stand YSP

I do not like the Grateful Dead

You'd better stay away from me

I said I loathe MMR, and I despise YSP

Well friends there ain't no radio,

Here in our city



-OK, we've got a call on the request line and who am I speaking to?

-My name's Will Junior.

-And what do you do Will Junior?

-Well, I unclog the toilets at the head shhop ???

-And what can I play for ya?

-Well, how about a block a' the Blahs dudee?

-Sorry, just played a block of the Blahs ffor the guys at the sandal

store

-Aw, man, well, how about a block a' Fleettwood Mac?

-Oh, just played a block of Fleetwood Mac for the guys at the granola

factory.

-Oh man...

-But I'll tell ya what, How 'bout if I sennd you a $20,000 gift

certificate