We will create consumer paradise

Teach all ye citizens the need

A sale is a sale, no matter what the price

Teach all ye citizens the holy need

Everyone's equal before the mighty buck

Train all ye citizens to buy

It's crap, and it's crooked, but we don't give a

Come join our Bargainville and you'll say aye!



With pockets bulging we regale thee

Our True North domain

Who's natural wealth and opportunity

Sings loud 'cross the plain

Every ringing register will bring us

One step closer to the prize

In each child's eyes the gleaming glimmer

Streamlined shimmer of the newly acquired

And duly admired

For a citizen's a citizen who buys!

So...

Cast aside your gloomy prospects

Wealth flows down from above

Come fill your bags with plastic spatulas

Board games, juicers and love

There will always be trinket-sprinkled products intermingled

You may be singled out for cash rewards

To be spent towards the [pile?]

>From plastic swords to [???]

The heaving hoards of happiness

That our Bargainville can supply