(Kinky Friedman, Panama Red)



Well, the boogie man

Gonna get you and

Snatch you up and whip you off to boogie land.

If you don't watch out

He'll make you scream and shout,

He the boogie man.

He the boogie man.



He gonna have them ants

Crawlin' in your pants

With them creatures in your seat you got to leap up to your feet you know you gotta dance

To the boogie man,

To the boogie man, babe,

He the boogie man.



The boogie man, he's got a little piece of land,

He got a mean ol' lady keeps him gentle as a lamb.

He got a dog named Frog and VW van,

The neighbors all think he's an insurance man.



When the moon come out, the kids all shout

“Hey bring him out, come on, bring him out!”

He picks up his guitar, There's a change inside

From the good Dr. Jekyll to the bad Mr. Hyde.



Come on and clap your hands

For the boogie man.

He the wicked master

Of the screamin' Telecaster

And the one-night stand

He the boogie man.

He the boogie man, babe,

He the boogie man.



The boogie man's got a little piece of land,

He got a mean ol' lady keeps him gentle as a lamb.

Got a dog named Frog and VW van

The neighbors all think he's an insurance man.



But when the moon come out, the kids all shout

“Hey, bring him out, come on, bring him out!”

He picks up his guitar, there's a change inside

From the good Dr. Jekyll to the bad Mr. Hyde.